Working from home can be a bit lonely. However, some of us are fortunate to be sharing our workspace – please meet our home office assistants.
Rumble
Lives With: Jamie, Sales Coordinator
Name: Rumble
Likes: Chicken
Dislikes: Baths
Home Office Job: Cuddle Therapist
Pan
Name: Pan
Lives with: Kathryn, Publicity, Sales and Marketing Administrator
Likes: Climbing down the back of the sofa
Dislikes: Being prevented from climbing down the back of the sofa
Home Office Job: Professional paper shredder
Vesper
Name: Vesper
Lives with: Ann, Sales Representative
Likes: eating paper, chin scratches, her humans throwing things for her to pounce on
Dislikes: being ignored
Home Office Job: Paper Weight
Jolene
Name: Jolene
Lives with: Abi, Designer
Likes: Wearing pyjamas, snuggles, trying to eat elastic bands
Dislikes: Rain, cold weather, squirrels… (not built for Scotland)
Home Office Job: Stress-reduction specialist
Ralph
Name: Ralph
Lives with: Liz, Production Manager
Likes: Cocktail Sausages
Dislikes: Anything that is not a cocktail sausage. Especially peas and carrots.
Home Office Job: Ralph says ‘Come on! You quite clearly cannot function without me! Who gets you up in the morning, eh? Who chums you to the shop to get the newspaper (and a treat for me)? Who tells you it is time you got some fresh air and walk me – again and again and again. Who tells you when it is cocktail sausage hour – again and again and again. Who warns you about pesky intruders (cats) in the garden? I am so exhausted. You have no idea! A few hours lying against the Raeburn for warmth is the only recompense for my efforts. If there was a doggy union. . . there’s an idea, I think I will start one! I am working to rule today though, so I will think about that tomorrow. Anything else? I am like a taxi driver you know. The clock is ticking!’
William
Name: William (date of birth April 23, 1564)
Lives with: Jan, Publicity & Marketing
Likes: Quill and Ink
Dislikes: being used as a stress relief
Home Office Job: stress relief
